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A complete, structured directory of all independent laboratory evaluations, category buyer's guides, brand profiles, sexual wellness education, and international editions available in Norge.
Tested Category Hubs (32)
Realistic Dildos
Authentic lifelike phallic dildos featuring veins, realistic glans heads, and soft outer layers with firm structural cores.
Silicone Dildos
Pure, hypoallergenic, non-porous silicone dildos that can be boiled for thorough sanitization.
Glass Dildos
Hypoallergenic, ultra-smooth borosilicate toys that can be warmed in warm water or cooled in the fridge for sensory temperature play.
Metal & Steel Dildos
Solid steel toys offering unmatched rigidity, heavyweight internal fullness, and superb temperature conductivity.
Suction Cup Dildos
Designed for mounting to smooth tiles, glass shower walls, or floorboards for versatile hands-free riding positions.
Strap-On Dildos & Harnesses
Dildos designed with stable flat flared bases that lock tightly into leather or fabric harness O-rings without twisting.
Double-Ended Dildos
Two functional ends connected by a flexible shaft designed for simultaneous penetration between partners or double stimulation.
Vibrating Dildos
Combining internal fullness with rhythmic vibrations to awaken pelvic nerve endings with hands-free intensity.
Thrusting Dildos
High-tech dildos with physical back-and-forth internal stroke mechanisms, deep rumble frequencies, and wireless app synchronization.
Squirting & Ejaculating Dildos
Interactive fantasy and realistic toys equipped with internal hollow fluid reservoirs to simulate ejaculation.
Inflatable Dildos
Expandable silicone dildos that inflate internally with a squeeze bulb, allowing users to customize their girth on demand.
Remote Control & App Dildos
App-connected toys enabling long-distance couples to control thrusting and vibration patterns from anywhere in the world.
Fantasy Dildos
The overarching creature hub covering dragons, horses, tentacles, and mythical creatures poured in artisan colors.
Dragon Dildos
Sculpted fantasy toys featuring iconic graduated scales, ridge plates, and flared shafts designed for tactile stretching.
Horse Dildos
Equine-inspired fantasy silhouettes with pronounced bulbs, realistic prepuce ridges, and flared profiles.
Tentacle Dildos
Cephalopod and alien-inspired textured toys featuring concentric suction rings, twisting ridges, and organic flex.
Knotted Dildos
Canine and fantasy creature designs featuring an anatomical swelling (knot) that creates thrilling locked-in fullness.
Monster & Alien Dildos
Out-of-this-world designs featuring alien nodules, bioluminescent colorways, and surreal organic contours.
Large & XL Dildos
High-capacity toys engineered for size queens, featuring heavy silicone mass and expansive dimensions.
Thick & Girthy Dildos
Focusing purely on diameter and circumference rather than excessive length, prioritizing internal stretch.
Small & Mini Dildos
Compact and unintimidating dimensions crafted for petite anatomy, beginner comfort, and travel portability.
Dildos for Beginners
Carefully vetted first-time toys that guarantee zero pinching, easy insertion, and velvety frictionless glide.
10 Inch Dildos
The benchmark in double-digit lengths, verified with digital calipers for true 10-inch insertable measurement.
Anal Dildos
Anatomically engineered for posterior pleasure, featuring flared safety anchor bases to prevent slippage and smooth insertion tapers.
G-Spot Dildos
Ergonomically arched shafts engineered with firm heads to apply focused rhythmic pressure directly against the G-spot.
Prostate Dildos (P-Spot)
Specialized toys angled to massage the male prostate gland through the anterior rectal wall, paired with wide safety retrieval handles.
Dildos for Women
Thoughtfully contoured toys focusing on vaginal depth, G-spot alignment, and clitoral co-stimulation.
Dildos for Men
Engineered specifically for male anatomy, focusing on prostate massage, sphincter relaxation, and solo riding stability.
Dildos for Lesbians & Couples
Picks loved by queer women and couples, prioritizing harness stability, dual-ended play, and authentic partner connection.
Black Dildos (BBC)
Jet black silicone toys featuring prominent vascular textures, realistic glans sculpting, and commanding dimensions.
Clear & Jelly Dildos
Transparent aesthetic toys crafted strictly from non-porous clear silicone or crystal glass (100% free of toxic PVC jelly).
Cheap & Affordable Dildos
Affordable, wallet-friendly models that maintain 100% pure silicone or glass safety without toxic fillers or porous plasticizers.
Lab-Tested Product Reviews (27)
Vixskin Mustang Dual-Density Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • Platinum-Cured
Read Lab Audit →Bad Dragon Flint Fantasy Dragon Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
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Tantus Silk Medium Pure Silicone Dildo
Firm (00-50) • Ultra-Pure
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nJoy Pure Wand Solid Stainless Steel Dildo
Rigid (Shore A) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →RodeoH Sol 6″ Silicone Harness Dildo
Firm Responsive (00-50) • 100%
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New York Toy Collective Shilo Posable Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Tantus Curve Medical Silicone Dildo
Firm (00-50) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovense Gravity Automatic Thrusting Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • Silky
Read Lab Audit →Pipedream Icicles No. 5 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo
Rigid (Shore A) • Hypoallergenic
Read Lab Audit →Tantus Flurry O2 Dual-Density Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium Outer (00-30) / Firm Core (00-50) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Bad Dragon Chance Flared Stallion Fantasy Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Bad Dragon Ika Tentacle Fantasy Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Uberrime The Bjarg Mountain Dragon Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →SquarePeg Toys Slink Sculptural Silicone Dildo
Ultra-Soft (00-20) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Bad Dragon Stan Knotted Creature Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovehoney Sweet Smile Dual-Density Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Fun Factory Limba Flex Bendable Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovehoney Sensual Beaded Borosilicate Glass Dildo
Rigid (Shore A) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovehoney Luxe Realistic Dual-Density Suction Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • Platinum-Cured
Read Lab Audit →Vixskin Outlaw Dual-Density Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • Platinum-Cured
Read Lab Audit →New York Toy Collective Archer Realistic Silicone Dildo
Soft-Medium (00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovehoney Share the Love 18-Inch Silicone Double-Ended Dildo
Flexible Medium (Shore 00-40) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Tantus Bendy 17-Inch Posable Silicone Double-Ended Dildo
Firm Posable (Shore 00-45) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Fun Factory Share Ergonomic Silicone Double Dildo
Firm Responsive (Shore 00-50) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →New York Toy Collective Silas Realistic Double-Ended Dildo
Soft-Medium (Shore 00-30) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Blush Novelties Pure Silicone 18-Inch Double-Ended Dildo
Medium-Firm (Shore 00-40) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Lovehoney Double the Fun Asymmetric Silicone Dildo
Soft Flexible (Shore 00-35) • 100%
Read Lab Audit →Audited Brands Directory (9)
Vixskin
Est. 2010Vixskin (by Vixen Creations) is widely regarded as the gold standard in realistic dildos. Known for their proprietary dual-density pour method, Vixskin toys feature a soft, supple outer layer over a rigid silicone core that mimics anatomical erection physics without phthalates or harmful fillers.
Bad Dragon
Est. 2008Bad Dragon is the undisputed pioneer and global authority on fantasy dildos. Handcrafted in Arizona, their mythical dragon, creature, and tentacle sculptures combine anatomical creativity with strict body-safe platinum silicone manufacturing.
Tantus
Est. 1999Tantus revolutionized the adult novelty industry by introducing the first 100% body-safe silicone sex toys. Tantus remains dedicated to chemical purity, hygienic longevity, and durability, producing toys that can be boiled, bleached, and autoclaved.
Fun Factory
Est. 1995Bremen-based Fun Factory is Europe’s largest and most acclaimed manufacturer of high-end sexual wellness products. Engineered in Germany, their products emphasize biomechanical curves, anatomical precision, and colorful contemporary aesthetics.
Lovense
Est. 2013Lovense is the world’s leading manufacturer of smart, connected pleasure hardware. Their thrusting and vibrating dildos feature internal linear actuators, long-distance app synchronization, and deep rumbling sensory feedback.
Icicles
Est. 2007Icicles (by Pipedream Products) is the premier luxury glass collection in adult wellness. Each piece is individually hand-blown from laboratory-grade borosilicate glass, offering supreme firmness, frictionless glide, and temperature responsiveness.
nJoy
Est. 2005nJoy is the pioneer of luxury, heavyweight stainless steel intimacy tools. Handcrafted with solid cast surgical steel, nJoy wands provide unmatched thermal conductivity, effortless pressure, and clinical-grade hygiene.
New York Toy Collective
Est. 2013Handcrafted in New York, NYTC designs innovative, posable and pack-and-play dildos engineered for queer, trans, and partner intimacy. Built with multi-density silicone and flexible internal armatures.
Blush Novelties
Est. 2007Blush Novelties is acclaimed for its Avant artisan collection, featuring custom color marbled pours, dual-density silicone construction, and heavy-duty suction bases.
Pleasure School & Safety Guides (9)
Dildo 101: The Complete Beginner’s Guide & Pleasure School
New to dildos? Our comprehensive beginner guide covers anatomical mechanics, Shore durometer firmness, body-safe materials, sizing, and step-by-step usage.
What Is a Dildo? Meaning, History, Anatomy & Modern Safety Standards
What is a dildo and how does it work? Explore the clinical definition, 28,000-year history, key anatomical zones, and body-safe material standards.
How to Use a Dildo Safely: Beginner Instructions for Solo & Partner Play
Learn how to use a dildo comfortably and safely. Clinical guidance on pelvic warm-up, two-way lubrication, insertion angles, rhythmic motion, and hands-free play.
How to Clean & Sanitize a Dildo: Material Safety & Disinfection Guide
Step-by-step cleaning and boiling protocols for silicone, glass, and stainless steel dildos. Learn how to prevent bacterial biofilm and mold growth.
Dildo Materials & Body Safety: Platinum Silicone vs. TPE, Jelly & Glass
Unbiased chemical and material analysis of adult toys. Compare platinum-cured silicone, borosilicate glass, stainless steel, and toxic porous jelly rubbers.
Dildo Sizing Guide: How to Measure Length, Girth & Find Your Fit
Clinical guide to dildo sizing. Why circumference dictates fullness over length, how to measure using digital calipers, and sizing tiers from beginner to XL.
How to Choose a Dildo: The 5-Step Buyer’s Decision Framework
Confused by shapes, firmness, and sizes? Use our 5-step clinical decision framework to select the ideal dildo for your anatomy, experience, and play style.
How to Store a Dildo Discreetly: Hygiene, Material Longevity & Privacy
Preserve your adult toys from material degradation, lint, and dust. Expert storage protocols for silicone, glass, and steel, plus discreet travel solutions.
DIY & Homemade Dildos: Why Common Household Objects Are Clinically Dangerous
Thinking of using household objects as improvised dildos? Medical explanation of rectal suction, structural shattering, chemical burns, and safe budget alternatives.
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